Here's the thing Dwayne, you don't deserve the strap. You mailed in a Survivor Series match and underwhelmed in your victory at Wrestlemania XXVIII. That's your only claim to the title. But outside kayfabe your claim is in the numbers. The Rock sells tickets, shirts, and makes people watch TV. I get it. You're gone come April and no amount of suspending disbelief can make people forget that. You call people your own brand of homophobic slurs, can't cut a promo without a dick joke, strum the guitar while calling Eddie's widow fat and ugly, compared your title shot to the struggles of the civil rights movement and only have enough in-ring ability left to get over John Cena. Once In a Lifetime part 2? Wake me when its over. A returning celebrity with huge pop should be putting over the company's top men. Get over yourself and do right by the sport that made you. You owe everything to this so act like it. Then just maybe Dean Ambrose won't make you cough up any more blood.